In many parts of America, young voters are the Democrats' key to victory in the upcoming midterms. Unfortunately for Democrats, that "one crucial demographic is unenthusiastic a.f.," Trevor Noah said on Thursday's Daily Show. "Old people vote twice as much as young people. To me that makes no sense, because young people have to live with the effects way longer," he noted. "So the question is: Why don't young people want to go to the polls? Well, to help us get our heads around this, we're proud to announce our newest Daily Show addition, Senior Youth Correspondent Jaboukie Young-White."
Young-White started his Daily Show career by joking about how old Trevor Noah is — and Noah's 34. He complained about youth voter "suppression," and when Noah hmm-mmmed about how disenfranchisement is a big deal, Young-White told him to stop focusing on "old-people sh-t." Why do we still vote on paper, he asked. "Plus, now they want to require an ID? Where am I about to get an ID?" "Wait, you don't have a driver's license?" Noah asked. Young-White laughed, then cut deep: "Oh my god, Trevor, you are as funny as my mom said." He said voting officials should check his Uber profile and offered a few other suggestions, and you can watch below. Peter Weber
"Election 2018 is only 29 days away," Trevor Noah noted on Wednesday's Daily Show, and "one of the more interesting midterm contests is the governors race in Georgia. It's between Stacey Abrams and Brian Kemp," he explained, showing their photos, "and I'm not even going to waste time telling you which party they belong to, because come on." (Abrams is a black woman and Kemp a while male — though, to be fair, white male Democrat Ben McAdams is challenging Rep. Mia Love (R), a black woman, in Utah.) Noah brought out Roy Wood Jr. to offer his analysis of the Georgia race.
"I know many people think of Georgia as a red state, but nowadays it's a lot like old white people's feet: getting weirdly bluer and bluer," Wood said. "And that's mostly because Georgia's population is getting blacker and browner. ... And if those minority voters go her way, Stacey Abrams could become the first black woman elected governor of any state — any state! — which is ridiculous." He ran through Abrams' résumé, which includes a Yale Law degree, leadership of the Georgia legislature, and a series of "sexy-time" romantic suspense novels that Wood suggested could help her with a key demographic.
Standing between Abrams and history is Kemp, the Georgia secretary of state, Wood said, "and even Republicans look at him and go, 'goddamn, that's a Republican!'" He played an ad to prove his point. The race is on a knife's edge, and when Noah asked Wood which way he thinks it will tip, he circled back to his odd fascination with white geriatric feet. Watch below. Peter Weber
Samantha Bee developed a smartphone game to encourage people to vote in November. Yes, Republicans, too.
"We're 55 days from the midterm elections, and one phrase is on every pundit's lips," Samantha Bee said on Wednesday's Full Frontal: Blue wave. She wasn't buying it, explaining all the obstacles to Democrats winning control of anything. "Bottom line: Republican votes actually count more," she said. "Because of all their judicial theft, gerrymandering, and vote suppressing, Republicans have made seemingly competitive races almost impossible to win." Things are so dire, Bee said, that according to one estimate, Democrats have to turn out 15 million more voters than they did in the 2014 midterms. "Where are they going to find those kinds of numbers?" she asked. She remembered that 15 million people played "Pokémon Go" in 2016, and an app was born.
"Gamification is the idea that you can incentivize people to do something that they wouldn't necessarily always want to do, with a reward or a prize," Bee explained. "Civic engagement is important, midterms are important, and I think it would be very helpful if a little balance was restored to our current government." She flew to San Francisco to meet with a group of civic tech experts about creating an app to encourage people to vote. When those experts brainstormed a cat-centric reward scheme, she flew back to New York to meet the CEO of Brigade, who convinced her that the app had to be nonpartisan and, probably, involve trivia.
Things didn't go smoothy, Bee documented, but after lots of trial and error and audience feedback, she and collaborator Adam Werbach came up with a political comedy trivia game, "This Is Not a Game," that offers cash prizes. "If you like it, tell your friends, no matter who they vote for," Bee said, with one exception: "Don't tell Ted Cruz, I don't want to have to give him money." You can watch the journey from concept to product, and learn how to download the game, in the video below. Peter Weber
"A lot of crazy stuff happened while we were away," Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday's Kimmel Live, "so to get us all up to speed, here's a quick refresher of the most important events of the past two weeks." His definition of "important" is a little subjective, but President Trump and his lawyer Rudy Giuliani both made appearances at the end. "You go away two weeks, truth isn't truth anymore!" he protested.
"While we were away for our break, I tried to avoid the news, for my health," Stephen Colbert said on The Late Show. "But one little tidbit that made it's way through is that former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pleaded guilty on eight counts," one of them implicating Trump as "an unindicted co-conspirator," followed two minutes later by Trump's former campaign chairman Paul Manafort being found guilty of several financial crimes. That may be why "Trump is not a huge fan of the 'justice system' right now," he added, reading Trump's Monday tweet-attack against Attorney General Jeff Sessions for not being partisan enough in his prosecution choices.
"So the president — who, again, is an unidicted co-conspirator in a federal felony — is openly saying the Justice Department should not prosecute criminals if they are Republicans," Colbert said. "He might as well have tweeted: 'Saw "The Purge." Great movie. Jeff Sessions won't let me do it for real because "laws." SAD! #PurgeJeff.'"
In his Tonight Show return, Jimmy Fallon caught up on some newer news. You can watch his monologue below. Peter Weber
Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert discover that 'Bigfoot porn' is a real thing, not just a campaign scandal
The U.S. House race in Virginia's 5th congressional district has gone national because, well, who can resist a story about Bigfoot erotica? On Twitter over the weekend, Democrat Leslie Cockburn accused her opponent, Republican Denver Riggleman, of being "a devotee of Bigfoot erotica," posting (safe for work) images from Riggleman's Instagram feed. In the captions, Riggleman alludes to a book he's writing, The Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Woman Want Him.
"Now, Riggleman says the images were a joke, he insists he's not into sexy Bigfoots, he says the book he's working on — the one he posted the cover art for — is a legitimate study of people who believe in Bigfoot, and he didn't know there was such a thing as Bigfoot erotica," Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday's Kimmel Live. "I didn't know that, either. But I looked it up — turns out, there is."
"Yes, Bigfoot porn," Stephen Colbert said on The Late Show. "Now we know why all the photos of Bigfoot are blurred. But Riggleman says there's a perfectly good explanation for him openly posting his homemade Bigfoot erotica: He said the posts were a joke from his military buddies. Wait — you think that makes it sound better? 'We're just doing what all military buddies do, we're posting cryptozoological erotica in the middle of a congressional race. Hoo-rah!'" Still, Riggleman's clearly feeling the heat, because he just deleted a Facebook author page promoting his self-published book on Bigfoot sex.
"Look, I don't want people to think that just because we're laughing, we're kink-shaming people who are into this," Colbert deadpanned. "I believe love is love — and I love how hilarious this is." He moved on to Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek threatening to retire in 2020 — just in time for a presidential run. "If Trebek runs, I can't wait for the lawn signs," Colbert said: "Trebek 2020 — Make America in the Form of a Question Again." Peter Weber
John Oliver has a good laugh at West Virginia GOP Senate candidate Don Blankenship but thinks he might win
West Virginia Republican Senate candidate Don Blankenship is the former CEO of Massey Energy, a role that landed him in jail for a year when he was convicted of conspiring to violate federal mine safety laws leading up to the deadly 2010 explosion at the Upper Big Branch Mine, John Oliver recapped on Sunday's Last Week Tonight. "And if you think he would want to steer away from any talk of what I just said in his ads, think again." In fact, he added, "if Blankenship wants to distance himself from that mine explosion, it frankly doesn't help that he talks about it all the time," blaming his incarceration on an "Obama judge" and "Obama prosecutors," and vowing to run against not just Democrats but the GOP Senate majority leader.
"He called Mitch McConnell 'Cocaine Mitch,' which is a far more badass name than this man deserves," Oliver said, and referred to McConnell's father-in-law as "a 'wealthy Chinaperson,' which on one hand is pretty racist, but on the other hand, it's also impressively gender-neutral. So maybe that should be his campaign platform: 'Don Blankenship — Bringing racism into the 21st century.'"
"Look, I know that it's tempting to write Blankenship off as a wacky outlier, but the truth is, when a party moves as far to the right as Republicans have, the fringe guys are no longer fringe," Oliver said. "They pop up all the time, and sometimes they win. And Blankenship is not only surging in the polls right now, but he recently put out an ad doubling down on everything you've seen so far." He played that ad, and offered some unsolicited advice to the man who might well become the GOP Senate nominee on Tuesday. Watch below. (There is some NSFW language). Peter Weber
Stephen Colbert digs deeper into Don Blankenship's bizarre campaigns for Senate, against 'Cocaine Mitch,' China
Don Blankenship, a Republican candidate for Senate in West Virginia, got some attention for a bizarre campaign ad he released Thursday evening, but Stephen Colbert wants you to know it wasn't his first dip into unconventional political advertising this week. "Blankenship came out swinging on Monday" with an ad in which he mentioned twice that he "went to prison for blowing up a coal mine," followed by another ad in which he hit back at "Cocaine Mitch." Colbert said on Thursday's Late Show, confused. "Are you saying that this Mitch McConnell is high on coke? Mitch, I say this as a friend: You need to do harder drugs ... something to kick the energy up."
Blankenship explained that he is talking about cocaine allegedly smuggled aboard a ship owned by Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's father-in-law, James Chao, who was born in China. "Okay, so now you're liable for your father-in-law's crimes?" Colbert asked. "Watch out, Jared." But Blankenship also raised eyebrows for referring to Chao as a "wealthy Chinaperson." "Chinaperson? Mr. Blankenship, you're starting to sound like a real assperson," Colbert said. "A lot of folks took exception to the term 'Chinaperson,' but Donny defended himself," saying he also believes in "Koreanpersons" and "Africanpersons." Nope, "no one talks like that, except aliens trying to blend in," Colbert said.
McConnell's opposition to Blankenship's candidacy isn't personal so much as rooted in concern that if Blankenship wins the GOP nomination, the GOP will lose the race. Colbert wasn't terribly sympathetic on that point: "Yeah, Mitch, Obama wanted his nominee to be on the Supreme Court, but sometimes a shady bastard ruins your plans, am I right?" Watch below. Peter Weber
Conservatives from Sean Hannity to Alex Jones' InfoWars are proudly annoyed that Hillary Clinton is still speaking in public, and Jordan Klepper heartily agreed with them on Wednesday's The Opposition — for the first few minutes. Then, once "the liberals" had stopped watching, he laid it out for his fellow "Opposers." "We need Hillary Clinton," Klepper said. "She's basically the whole GOP strategy for winning the midterms. Without her to crap on, our candidates have nothing to stand for. Republicans have already given up on legislating this year, and it's only April!"
And it doesn't even matter if Clinton is still making news, Klepper said. "What do we do when Hillary isn't relevant anymore? Same thing I do when my therapist tells me to stop bringing up my ex-wife: Talk about her anyway." He showed examples of how Republicans are running against Clinton this year — even though Clinton isn't running for anything — including an NRSC ad campaign in several states attacking the same Clinton footage. "Oh man, and libs say we can't recycle," he deadpanned. "Hillary is literally the only renewable resource we care about." Klepper ended with an emotional, cinematic plea for Clinton to stick around. You can watch below, or read Paul Waldman's longer, straighter version of the same argument at The Week. Peter Weber